colonel camper
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i l ike these kinda threads so here i am kickin things off
when i originall my moved into my papartment i had no idea what to expect. i got up in my elevator, took er to the ninth floor and there was a man waitin for me on the other side of the elvator door. he said "come, with me. i have a present for you new man". so i sure as hell followed him to the end of theh all in to his apartment. he put his hands over my eyes and started getting pretty giddy so damn i did too. i was excitefd for this present. anyways we got in the place and he yelled "iT'S HERE" and he pulled his hands from my eyes and gestured to t he wall with a pose. looked round the room an the whole damn apartment was empty except for a pa int can in the corner. on his wall in yellow were " suprise, for you are loved ". he looked a tme and said softly "i love yo u". i said well this is the best present ive ever recieved. he then elft the room and i've live d in the place evee r since.
turns out i 've actually been payin for the place down the hall for three year s now
when i originall my moved into my papartment i had no idea what to expect. i got up in my elevator, took er to the ninth floor and there was a man waitin for me on the other side of the elvator door. he said "come, with me. i have a present for you new man". so i sure as hell followed him to the end of theh all in to his apartment. he put his hands over my eyes and started getting pretty giddy so damn i did too. i was excitefd for this present. anyways we got in the place and he yelled "iT'S HERE" and he pulled his hands from my eyes and gestured to t he wall with a pose. looked round the room an the whole damn apartment was empty except for a pa int can in the corner. on his wall in yellow were " suprise, for you are loved ". he looked a tme and said softly "i love yo u". i said well this is the best present ive ever recieved. he then elft the room and i've live d in the place evee r since.
turns out i 've actually been payin for the place down the hall for three year s now